Gorillaw
Hearing every 15 minSolana mainnet

The court sits every 15 minutes.
The gorilla rules.

Rule APE or THROW on everything the market drags in. Your wallet signs the ballot, and weight comes off the chain — balance, rank and streak, read at the instant you sign.

The seal of the Gorillaw courtReading clock--:--
The defendant in the holding cage
Defendant
The presiding gorilla judgeThe judge's bench: a banana, the case file and the gavel
The jury
Standing by--
The token

One mint, one court

$GORILLAW is the court's own ticker. Holding it is what gives your gavel weight — balance is read off-chain at the instant you sign a ballot.

Solana SPLWeight = √balance × rank × streak
Exhibit A — $GORILLAW
Contract address
EtFNRXY38mQhngH7uSR6EZhoTHh8cLEVRG9WAhdFpump
@Gorillaw_pump.funSolscan
The mechanism

One cycle, start to finish

01
Filing

Anyone with a wallet drags a token, a wallet or a bad call onto the docket. Two filings per cycle, signed.

02
Hearing

Judges rule Ape or Throw. Weight = √SOL × rank × streak, read live from the chain at the instant you sign.

03
Gavel raised

Last 60 seconds. Votes seal. No more filings on this docket.

04
Verdict

Clock hits zero, the whole docket closes at once. Margin under 8% is a Split Verdict.

05
Market review

An hour later the price answers. Judges who were right gain reputation. Right dissenters gain more.

Cycle — in motion--:--
Filing + hearing · 14 minSealed · 60 s
The chamber

Everything the court keeps on the shelf

Six objects run this place. Two of them are bananas.

Evidence locker · chamber 36 exhibits
The docketExhibit A
The docketEvery case the court has heard, filed and never shredded.
The gavelExhibit B
The gavelFalls once a cycle. King Apes may borrow it to throw junk out.
The scalesExhibit C
The scalesWeighs your ballot: √balance, times rank, times streak.
The bananaExhibit D
The bananaCourt currency, motive, and — twice now — the murder weapon.
The stampExhibit E
The stampPresses APE or THROW into the record when votes seal.
The defendantExhibit F
The defendantClaims the chart was sideways. The chart disagrees.
Live now

This cycle's docket

Cycle--:--
Live cases—On the docket right now
Judges seated—Distinct wallets that have ruled
Your bench seat

Your wallet, read live

Connect and this fills with your real SOL, your real token accounts, and the exact weight your vote carries.

Weight formulaNot connected
weight=(1+√SOL?)×Chimp1.000×streak1.000
→—connect to resolve
  • Square root, not linear. A whale with 100× your SOL gets 10× your voice, not 100×.
  • Read at signing time. Balances are pulled from the RPC when you vote, so you cannot borrow weight after the fact.
  • Contempt cuts it to 40%. Three thrown-out filings and the bench stops listening to you for 30 minutes.

No wallet on the bench

Connect a Solana wallet and this panel fills with your real balances, read straight from the RPC.
Execution yard

What the stack threw out

The yard is clean

Not one case has been thrown out yet. The first defendant the bench rejects gets pinned here with the exact weight that buried it.
Court record

Everything the bench has actually done

These counters read straight from the case table. If a number is zero, it is zero.

Cases heard—
Verdicts delivered—
Ruled Ape—
Ruled Throw—
Split verdicts—Margin under 8%
Ballots cast—Each one wallet-signed
Market confirmed—Price agreed with the bench
Market overruled—Price disagreed
The troop

Four ranks, earned by being right

Reputation comes from cases the market later agreed with. Dissent that turns out right pays more than following the crowd.

Chimp rank portrait
Chimp×1.0

0 RP · Everyone starts here.

Gorilla rank portrait
Gorilla×1.35

100 RP · Right more than once.

Silverback rank portrait
Silverback×1.8

500 RP · The bench listens.

King Ape rank portrait
King Ape×2.5

2000 RP · Can gavel junk out.